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SPAMMING syndrome, is a condition in which the event of never experiencing puberty or sexual growth development irritates the neurologically impaired brain of a man and causes his rich bastard ass to turn to his computer to form a second life in order to hide from his fat, mother's basement inhabiting, child molesting, 46 year old, small penis self.
In most cases, SPAMMING syndrome occurs when there is an extra copy of chromosome 21. This form of SPAMMING syndrome is called Trisomy 21. The extra chromosome causes problems with the way the body and brain develop.
SPAMMING syndrome is the most common single cause of human douchebags.
SPAMMING syndrome symptoms vary from person to person and can range from mild to severe. However, all people with SPAMMING syndrome have a widely recognized characteristic: little to almost non existent male genitalia .
Other physical symptoms of SPAMMING syndrome may include:
* Decreased muscle tone at birth
* Overall, DISGUSTING physical appearance
* Flattened pig-like nose
* T-rex-like bone structure
* Little to no social skills
* Small ears
* Enormous mouth
* EXTREME OBESITY
* Severe neurological damage
* Dry shriveled brain tissue
* EXTREME HALITOSIS
* The enjoyment of rectal stimultaion
As people with SPAMMING syndrome grow and become aware of their limitations, they may also feel frustration and anger. 40% of the time, they turn to homosexuality in an attempt to relieve themselves of their
lack of capability. The slightly more common 60% of people who suffer from SPAMMING syndrome will NEVER get laid, regardless of their sexual orientation or strange fetishes, and instead, turn to eating, masturbating, computer alter egos and waiting for life to end.
Several Medical Institutions are accepting global donation funds in order to find a cure for SPAMMING syndrome.There is no specific treatment for SPAMMING syndrome and there has not been any success in finding a cure, so, on a global census, the majority of the world argue that the Abortion of fetuses carrying SPAMMING syndrome and 1st Degree Murder of Adults suffering from SPAMMING syndrome are the best cure method available.
In memory of thespammer,
- Dr. Steel I. Nixon
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